one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
this girl I’m rooming with at the camp I’m working at is literally wearing a trench coat
My little brother is getting married in the morning :)
My big sister is getting married this morning :)
I can’t lightly tease people. i go hard. you’re like “you suck at pool” and i’m like “your last relationship was a disaster and you have no money”.
when I saw “michael cera dropped a surprise album last night” as a trending thing on facebook i laughed out loud but now that i’m listening to it it’s like
well this isn’t funny it’s just nice to listen to
i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end